Objective Javascript

So my next project is to write a JS parser that will turn

{ my_alert: alert_string | alert(alert_string); }

[map: my_alert onto: \["a","b","c"]]

[node addEvent("click", {event| alert('whatever'); }) ]

into

function my_alert(alertString) { alert(alertString); }

map$onto(alertString, ["a","b","c"]);

node.addEvent("click", function(event){ alert('whatever'); });

yadda ya think? not the best examples...

I just want to introduce named parameters (not using a map!) and quick anonymous function definitions. (So why do I call it objective...)